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.: A Morning Meme :.

1) My uncle once: sued my parents and defrauded them out of most of their income
2) Never in my life: have I had a one night stand
3) When I was five: I thought my hair would lighten to blonde with age
4) High School was: hell
5) I will never forget: exactly where I was when my dad had his first stroke, when he had his second stroke, when Princess Diana died, on 9/11
6) I once met: Snoop Doggie Dog
7) There's this person I know who: writes erotica under one name and inspirational romances under another
8) Once, at a bar: I danced with Bob Villa
9) By noon I'm usually: exhausted
10) Last night: My cousin called me for the first time since her brain surgery
11) If I only had: a good night’s sleep
12) Next time I go to church/temple: I'll probably be in another city, having given up on Houston religious institutions.
13) Terri Schiavo: was a tragedy
14) I like: books, music, yarn, beads, makeup, perfume, soft clothes, candles, pillows, stuffed animals, dolls, flowers, jewelry.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: my bed
16) When I turn my head right, I see: my corner cabinet which houses my writing books and DSL router
17) You know I'm lying when: like I’d reveal that info.
18) In grade school: I only wore dresses and my hair in braids every day.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Ophelia
20) By this time next year: I’ll be 32
21) A better name for me would be: Esmerelda
22) I have a hard time understanding: why people get bored, when there are so many ways to entertain yourself.
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: major in fine arts
24) You know I like you if: I bother to communicate with you
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my parents and certain extended family members, my writing buddies
26) I hope that: I can figure out what to do with my current manuscript
27) Take my advice: With all there is, why settle for just a piece of sky?
28) My ideal breakfast is: fresh fruit, English muffins with vegan butter and real fruit preserves, reduced sugar orange juice (I eat this several mornings a week)
29) A song I love, but do not have is: I want the “Madra” album by Miranda Sex Garden
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: coming in the spring when it’s a riot of wildflowers and eating at Quan Yin, the best vegan Chinese restaurant in the United States.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: tulips are beautiful for the spring holidays. I have numerous character flaws, but have cured several of them in the past year. I know nothing of microchips. FloJo was pretty cool.
32) Why won't anyone: give me a book and music allowance of $1000.00 a month?
33) If you spend the night at my house: you’ll get to see us all sitting around in our underwear. There’s no reason to wear clothes in your own home during the summer in Houston.
34) I'd stop my wedding for: an early bite of wedding cake. I love wedding cake.
35) The world could do without: generic over-produced pop music and reality shows
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat a dead animal
37) My favorite blonde is: my mother
38) Paper clips are more useful than: Paris Hilton
40) And by the way: Lindsay Lohan is really thirty-eight years old.
41) The last time I was drunk, I: did a monologue from “The Exorcist” in a cartoon voice, then humped the floor.
42) My grandmother always: looks back at me in the mirror.

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.: 8:02 A.M. :.
.: Thursday, May. 26, 2005 :.

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